Käyttäjän dalek POSTAL 2-saavutukset

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Avattu 8.6.2021 klo 4.41

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Avattu 8.6.2021 klo 4.56

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 15.32

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Avattu 13.2.2024 klo 12.57

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 8.06

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 3.17

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 9.12

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 10.22

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 15.32

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Avattu 10.6.2021 klo 4.50

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Avattu 23.10.2021 klo 15.24

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 15.32

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Avattu 12.6.2021 klo 3.56

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 15.32

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 15.32

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Avattu 12.10.2021 klo 11.51

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Avattu 1.5.2023 klo 16.50

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Avattu 6.7.2021 klo 9.50

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Avattu 17.6.2021 klo 14.23

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Avattu 20.10.2021 klo 3.08

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 15.32

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Avattu 10.6.2021 klo 11.12

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Avattu 10.6.2021 klo 4.50

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Avattu 10.6.2021 klo 10.58

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 15.32

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Avattu 19.10.2021 klo 16.08

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 15.32

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

Avattu 8.7.2021 klo 8.41

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 15.32

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 15.32

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Avattu 21.4.2022 klo 12.46

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Avattu 5.7.2021 klo 12.49

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Avattu 17.10.2021 klo 4.49

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Avattu 23.10.2021 klo 15.02

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 15.32

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Avattu 8.6.2021 klo 5.37

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 3.21

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Avattu 11.6.2021 klo 5.39

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Avattu 8.6.2021 klo 4.59

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Avattu 8.6.2021 klo 5.32

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Avattu 10.6.2021 klo 9.56

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 3.19

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Avattu 9.6.2021 klo 10.01

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Avattu 17.4.2022 klo 5.09

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Avattu 17.4.2022 klo 14.09

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Avattu 27.5.2024 klo 8.44

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Avattu 11.6.2021 klo 2.31

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Avattu 27.10.2021 klo 3.14

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Avattu 2.7.2021 klo 15.28

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Avattu 10.6.2021 klo 10.44

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Avattu 11.7.2021 klo 2.59

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

7 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

90 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30