Neue Rezensionen von Captain chimp

make me cummy

swag game

This game adds inches to your ♥♥♥♥

This game is a masterpiece. The audio, the visuals, the gameplay and the characters. The dialog made me cry. I've played this game twice already and both times I had a completely different experience. It's beautiful, and I will continue playing this game until the end of me. I bought a whole new gaming PC, two GTX 1080 TIs, an i9 7900X, 128 gigabytes of RAM, making sure I can play this wonder at 8k 144 FPS. I don't just recommend this game, I'm telling you to play it. If you don't, you are missing out on the reason humans exist. Every single person should play this game. I will fight wars to make sure people can continue playing this game. I have stayed in my room since this came out, which is the day I wrote this, and I haven't talked to anyone except the NPCs in this game. I think this is the next step in human evolution. We will eventually all be plugged into a machine, like in the movie, "The Matrix", where this beautiful masterpiece will be our life. Every day, we will wake up in heaven. Every night, we will go to sleep on the copy-pasted textures on the ground. That soon will be the glorious reality, the reality we are meant to be in. Download this game right now, it should only take you a second, and play it. Enjoy it. Live it.

I have killed many small humans in my "space craft's" also stranded many fathers and mothers in space never to see their family again. 10/10

Playing this game will make you Braindead. Highly recommend

this game makes me sooooooo horny

i had an accident in my pant :(

This game and cancer have two things in common, they are both free, and both cause you to have an awful time.

this game makes me want to bust a flippin nut