Recent reviews by Captain chimp

diddy.

this game is unbelievably ass. The dev gave it to me for free and i still feel scammed.

Saddam Hussein simulator

This game has changed my life. My whole outlook on everything that exists in this world, in fact even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way ever again. Mister Furry represents emotions most humans could never comprehend. But I can. Thanks to this work of art I have been awakened to many things previously thought unimaginable. Thank you.

"Not all war crimes have to be committed in Yugoslavia" - Sun Tzu, "The art of war"

live branch of the game (not even the beta) will have whole features break each time you launch it.

one launch guns could no longer pen even un-armored vehicles, the next fire control groups stopped working, and the next the guns would not reload.

the lack of even basic stuff to do like steam workshop content makes sprocket become quite boring after a few sessions.

repetitive, poor hit registration, and the community "content" is just basic reskins. not worth $19.

Its been so hard to operate heavy machinery IRL since I accidentally killed my wife two years back with the combine during a late night of alcohol fueled grain harvesting. But, FS22 has helped ease me back into operating the equipment properly, without putting my few remaining family members at risk. Within the last six months I've even been able to go back to driving with a few beers in the cab.

Thank you Farming simulator, if only Helen was still around to see how far I've come.

i cant stop jorkin my rod

this game has made me a master of guerilla warfare