+rep pretty good player

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because d0mer was already dead.

I lost my virginity to a hot pocket. It was a long hot summer day after I came home from school. I cooked up my favorite meal, a ham and cheese hot pocket in the microwave. After a few minutes, I took out the hot meal and it finally occurred to me. I took the hot, moist, sticky delight and inserted my penis into the hot pocket. It was hard at first but as the cheese started melting, it got faster and faster. I gripped the bread as my shaft penetrated the oozing cheese and ham. I was laying on the couch while this beautiful pocket pleasured me. It felt warm and moist until I couldn't take it anymore. I busted my mayo into the ham and cheese hot pocket, and gave my virginity to it. The end of the bread was a perfect catch for my jizz. Now I have a favorite past time after school, say goodbye to crusty socks, and say hello to mayo ham and cheese! I keep a warm, oozing hot pocket in my backpack at school so I can have some personal time to myself

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard throbbing penis push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

"saved" farmed me directly infront of the killer with no bt. the ace came and healed me ^-^. ggs homie thx for the save

-rep trash teammate on dbd, saved him yet he didn't come back for me.