lol you think I’m mad? I’m wearing a hublot watch, Armani duster, gucci fingerless gloves, Hermes ankle to gouch chaps and boots combo, Michael kors top hat, Hanes tight fit underwear and a vintage Christian louboutin muscle shirt. I own, manage and operate thre different long John silvers franchises in South Dakota, I live in a contemporary medieval chateau in Port-au-Prince haute (a Caribbean island) that was designed by Steven Seagal and Lou Reed that has an indoor above ground pool AND I drive a custom lifted Plymouth prowler. Not to mention my Battle Spirits trading card collection valued at $30k. BTW I make so much money my wife only has to work part time, yours probably puts in 80 hours a week just to support your my little pony sex rink membership fees. So I hate to break it to you bud, my life is perfect.

Everytime some young buck asks me how to prevent car theft I tell them to keep it old school. For example, I have an IED stored in my fuel tank and a 24/7 livestream of my car that notifies me of any movements. Once I get notified and see its a thief the “Goodbye Thief” video I made plays followed by the first 3½ minutes of Bryan Adams' Heaven (i installed subwoofers that pump at 290 decibles). Then the child lock turns on, braking features turn off, the car accelerates to 95mph, and releases a nerve gas that can decreases their heart rate to a steady 60 bps and increase their cognitive ability to feel pain. After my airbags sensors goes off (just the sensors i removed the airbags) I then play a 2nd video informing them of the IED and they now have less than 3 seconds to escape (they wont). I then go to the scene, take off the license plate, scrape off the VIN, and tell my insurance agent my car was stolen in a state no less than 750 miles away to prevent any suspicion.

After all I've done for you this is the thanks i get? We are going to fight IRL buddy

-rep, tried to touch me

no pls

what the HECK
stop GRIEFING my ROBLOX SERVER
I'm gonna take away all ur robux and girlfriends then they'll be mine
and then when you have nothing and i have everything
I'll ban you