Simmy
Simon   Hertford, Hertford, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
Legendary quotes

(Counter-Terrorist) ‫‫M : M PUTS THE M IN MG AND MG PUTS THE MG IN OMG SO M PUTS THE M IN MG AND THE MG IN OMG

Wolfeh.: SEE
Wolfeh.: IM NOT A TOTAL C*NT
Simmy: LOL
Wolfeh.: I DO HAVE FEELINS *WRITHES IN PAIN CURLES UP AND DIES*

Wolfeh.: MUMMY MUMMY OUT OF HIS WEE WEE CAME PONIES

nCLQL: its not a cow....its a MUH MUH!

BloodJunkie: whenever im stoned i always see your p*ssy looking at me
BloodJunkie: makes me laugh
Currently Offline
Michael 22 Jul, 2018 @ 11:07am 
dogs > cats
Simmy 3 Jun, 2018 @ 4:30am 
for anyone that wonders what Michael is talking about :D - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYljgNOJp4
Michael 2 Jun, 2018 @ 6:13pm 
Oh man, when he dropped on my stomach, it was like the Titanic fallin' on you man, it just like knocked all the wind, and it was all the life out of me, man. I don't know what hit me. One thing I have to say, Simmy. This Yaka Zuma Loogie, whatever Fuji brought from the Far East, this man is a menace, he's DANGEROUS, man and I gotta tell all the guys of WWF, especially the boy champion, Bret Hart, brothers you definitely got your hands full now. This man is a menace to society.
Parsifal_90 15 Apr, 2018 @ 1:40am 
HEURK :( :steammocking:
Michael 14 Apr, 2018 @ 6:32pm 
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It's BAD to SMELL YOUR FINGERS AFTER YOU SCRATCH YOUR ASS!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE BUMHOLE DIGGER SNIFFER and tell them how DISGUSTING they are!
Michael 1 Apr, 2018 @ 7:05pm 
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥