Wow, cool, it's exactly like Pong except get this. It's in color. It looks like an Atari game but you don't understand, it's RETRO. Sorry mates but the underlying problem with this game is that the cool songs require a lot of dots, which you'll probably miss unless you're some crazy beardo who specializes in Expert Level Pong, so then the cool songs sound screwed up and who gives a s­hit this game is dumb as hell. And I bought it. Fu­ck me unto death.

Wow, cool, it's exactly like Pong except get this. It's in color. It looks like an Atari game but you don't understand, it's RETRO. Sorry mates but the underlying problem with this game is that the cool songs require a lot of dots, which you'll probably miss unless you're some crazy beardo who specializes in Expert Level Pong, so then the cool songs sound screwed up and who gives a s­hit this game is dumb as hell. And I bought it. Fu­ck me unto death.