What the devs say: "A crazy puzzle game unlike any other".

What the devs mean: "Yet another platform puzzler that looks and plays like it was farted out in the 1990s with a pirated copy of Klik n' Play. Touch key to unlock door, then go through door. Collect coins for points. Avoid enemies. If you die, you leave a weird box on the ground that looks like a glitched out door sprite of some sort (seriously, wtf is this even supposed to be), which can then be used as a platform. If you die in a narrow corridor, your path is now blocked forever, reset level and try again. Sometimes the sounds glitch out. If you try to use the "freeze time" powerup when you don't actually have one in your inventory, you're treated to the clangorous sounds of a Merzbow demo. Hit detection is ridiculously finicky, and your hitbox actually changes based on whether you're facing right or left. If you so much as look at an enemy, you instantly die. The finicky twitchy controls make this very, very likely. Every time you launch the game you get to watch the thirty second unskippable introduction which is sort of like a Pac-Man intermission or the intro to SMB3, except since it's unskippable it cannot be skipped, due to being unskippable. Please give us $6.99 for this experience."

What they should have said: "A sh­itty puzzle game like many, many others".

The game loads and plays and only occasionally glitches out, so I mean it COULD theoretically be worse, but there's still no reason whatsoever to play this game, and even less reason to pay money to do so.

What the devs say: "A crazy puzzle game unlike any other". What the devs mean: "Yet another platform puzzler that looks and plays like it was farted out in the 1990s with a pirated copy of Klik n' Play. Touch key to unlock door, then go through door. Collect coins for points. Avoid enemies. If you die, you leave a weird box on the ground that looks like a glitched out door sprite of some sort (seriously, wtf is this even supposed to be), which can then be used as a platform. If you die in a narrow corridor, your path is now blocked forever, reset level and try again. Sometimes the sounds glitch out. If you try to use the "freeze time" powerup when you don't actually have one in your inventory, you're treated to the clangorous sounds of a Merzbow demo. Hit detection is ridiculously finicky, and your hitbox actually changes based on whether you're facing right or left. If you so much as look at an enemy, you instantly die. The finicky twitchy controls make this very, very likely. Every time you launch the game you get to watch the thirty second unskippable introduction which is sort of like a Pac-Man intermission or the intro to SMB3, except since it's unskippable it cannot be skipped, due to being unskippable. Please give us $6.99 for this experience." What they should have said: "A sh­itty puzzle game like many, many others". The game loads and plays and only occasionally glitches out, so I mean it COULD theoretically be worse, but there's still no reason whatsoever to play this game, and even less reason to pay money to do so.