hey john we noticed you havent really been active at the getting drunk at midnight and driving back home simulator discord server and it kinda felt just very off ever since your disappearance, we're all very worried and just wanna know if you'll ever come back as you're basically our most active and important member :(

John the Womb

WELL IT'S BETTER THAN WHAT JURGEN SUGGESTED. WE AREN'T CALLING IT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ "DENNY'S AFTER HOURS".

THAT'S AN AWFUL NAME FOR A WOMB

I DID NOT WOMB THEM, I SHOVED THEM DOWN THE GIANT FLESH PIT, JOHN

Please do not womb them