What about the children who are playing in rural areas? Where no one else has a Gameboy Pocket or a Gameboy Color? How are those children going to feel when you disenfranchise them by telling them... that they cannot trade their Kangaskhan™... for a Victreebel™?

And by the way, why they keep moving the goalposts—it used to be one fifty-one... and that was fine with everybody, they said, “One fifty-one is alright with me”... wi—like—of course it should end with Mew... it should end with Mewtwo and then it ends with Mew, it’s like you’re not even allowed to finish the game with... with Mew—two... at hundred and fifty—you gotta go get Mew—“Oh sir, you’ve gotta drive to a Target® parking lot or something... and wait for a big bus from Nintendo®”—with all these fake Pokémon® on it, they’re not even in the game! Unless you glitch, OK? And we don’t want glitches, OK? We’re—we’re not people who do glitches—we like playing the... vanilla!

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I love your new avatar.

When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found that she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had... resorbed... the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

Baller game.