Pulling nice cards is cool sure, but you know what's cooler than that ? Not having an addiction and being able to eat more than just water until the end of the month because you didn't buy expensice shiny cardboard.

back in 2007 you could go to burger king and get a coke and fries halo, this was to market halo 3 which was set to release later that year, in this promotion they put halo in coca cola and fries featuring master chief and the release date of halo 3, because of this we have coke and fries halo, the cool thing about coke and fries halo is the design it looks like halo this is to promote their upcoming game halo 3, to do this they made coke and fries halo, this is back in 2007 when people consumed a lot of coke and fries and like to play halo, so they decided to combine that and gave us coke and fries halo, they made this in 2007 by putting master chief and halo related things on the design of the both coca cola cup and fry container, so you could go to burger king and say i would like a coke and fries halo, and you'd get this what ur seeing on screen is coke and fries halo, um

had something similar happen to me. found an iphone on the ground and made multiple attempts to contact friends, family, etc. finally got the owner's mom on the phone and told her i had his phone and if he could call me i would give it back. some time passes and the iphone enters "stolen mode" flashing a big message saying how it's being GPS tracked and the police have been called etc. the kid shows up at my house with 2 of his friends yelling that the police are coming and to return his phone. is this just how gen z is these days? before i would give the phone back, i told him to call his mom on speakerphone and to ask her the convo she just had with the person that found his phone. he then sheepishly apologizes and says he will wait for the police and tell them everything is ok. i'm just amazed anybody would think a lost phone was stolen when any thief could easily just remove their sim card? and turn off the phone?

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I'm collecting them to help sell my surgical services on the black market for transgender men seeking gender-affirming care.

he really wants your balls man