Recent reviews by Nekura Onna-bugeisha

Mfw I get thrown from one tornado into the other

So glad to see me not wanting to play this ♥♥♥♥ after realizing how many issues there were after actual release was a good decision.
Like.. Multiplayer still not functioning as actual multiplayer, I see, SO glad to know the main complaint many of us had hasn't gone anywhere in over a year. Marriages being not great is ALSO still a thing. ♥♥♥♥, I love game companies, dude, oh my GOD lmao
The DLC stuff pissed me off too, but then I see all the legal ♥♥♥♥ happening with their artists and basically slave wage payments, like. These people were getting less than minimum wage? Hell the ♥♥♥♥ no, I am not going back to this EVER.

I love this game to absolute bits. A few of my friends recommended it to me and I can't kick myself more for not having gotten into it sooner. The characters are all so sweet and silly in their own ways, and I adore every single one. The concept is refreshing, as well.

+1 smooch for every single one of the characters. 10/10 game.

gay furry fishing game make brain go brrrrrbrbrbrbrbr

My only complaint has EVER been that I lag so often, but that's due to the mods, I'm so sure LMAO it's a great game!

I love this game so much, my literal only complaint is just... The absolute size of it. This game takes up so much space in my computer that I have to be careful about cleaning up all my stuff every now and then. 100+gb... God, this game. When I drop it for a few months as I do with all my games, it's the only one I don't dare uninstall for how long it takes to get back.
The character creation is top ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tier, and the story is fine too. DLC is iffy, but it's not really needed, so I don't mind too much. All in all, I'd say it's a great game if you're looking for something to play with others.

I've been playing Stardew for literal years now, and I can still say I love this game. Even if there are times I don't touch it for months on end, I come back and am still just able to relax and not stress about anything major in here. I'm so glad we have games like Stardew Valley.

Can you marry a game? I want to marry this one, if I could... GOD, I'm so madly in love with this game. The characters, the stories, the graphics, the levels, the *everything.* I've had this for quite a few months at this point, and I used to hate how difficult the very first mission was for me, but I've gotten so much better and I've done a total 180.

PS. If Coyle the worst kind of person ever, why is he so incredibly kissable (From me and all my friends who play)

I'm enjoying this game so far, though it feels a bit grindy--I'll attribute that to the fact it's early access. It's very cute and I'm hoping to enjoy it for a long time :)

Edit: My GOD, I'm so glad I kept going with this game. It's wonderful and it's gotten me through some very rough patches I've been going through lately. I love it so much.

As of this moment, I can not recommend this game. There are many issues and bugs that should be fixed before buying this game at full price. It has some good ideas, such as the ghost dragging you to different parts of the house and moving objects in the air, but you can't even hold your flashlight and another object at the same time, for God's sake.
I personally think the game could be improved by:
-Letting you hold the flashlight and another object. You have two hands, I have no idea why these games have a phobia of letting you either hold the two in both hands or having a clip on flashlight (perhaps for a little more money, $25 more)
-Having the objects be able to be turned off. I hate the sound of the radio constantly going off in my ears, it's very loud and distracting.
-A little clearer instruction on the purpose and use of objects like the voodoo doll and incense, maybe put it in the "pad" or journal or whatever you wanna call it. My friend and I haven't had any luck in using these items and we can't figure out how to use half of the items.