Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Yamimash played it and he said it was really really good... So I'm very eager to see what is up. And that is a terrifying animatronic bear! "Family pizzeria looking for security guard to work the nightshift." Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello? Okay...

Phone starts to call

Hello?... Hello? Oh, oh I can't move. That is a creepy skull, there's creepy things on the wall. Oh, hello.
Hello?
Hi!
Hello, hello?
HI!
Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.
Ugh.
Um, I actually worked in that office before you.
Ah.
I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact.
Hm?
So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming...
Uugh! U-hu-hu.
...but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about.

Especially around the facial area.
UHUH!
So you can imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside there could cause a bit of discomfort.
YUEEAH!
The only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth that pop out the front of the mask.
UUAHHUH Ohh. Why? What happened.
Yeah they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze I'll chat with you tomorrow, uh check those cameras, and remember to close the doors ONLY IF ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!
THAT'S NOT GOOOD!!
Trying to preserve power. Alright, good night.
GOOD NIGHHHT???

..something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long,
OOHOO
They used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was the Bite of '87:tm:
THE B I T E ?
Yeah.
WHAT BITE?
It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, yunno?
WHYY??
Now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, if they happen to see you after hours, they probably won't recognize you as a person.
Oh. OH!
They'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without it's costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza:tm:, they'll probably try tuhhhhh... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear:tm: suit.
Ohh I get it!
Now that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices.
UHUH!

Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or a person. Upon discovering the damage or death has occurred a missing person report will be filed within 90 days or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad I know,
YEAH!
But there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and you need to show them a little respect.
HOKAY!
Okay.
HOKAY!
So just be aware, the characters do tend to w a n d e r a bit,
Mmhmmnoo thank you
Uhh they're left in some kind of "free roaming" mode
HUHHUHUHHH

Hola

You're awesome buddy