Hello, and thank you for reading this letter.

You see, there is a starving little boy in baklaliviatatlaglooshen
who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's
life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will
be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from the
Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters
sent and this is all bull. So go on, reach out.
Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds.

Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people,
you will die instantly. Thanks again!!

-rep

Boy: Now that we've been dating for 3 years, I want to tell you something.
Girl: What is it?
Boy: First, I want you to know that I love you and only you.
Girl: You're worrying me...
Boy: It's not that bad. I just think you should know everything about me, because I love you.
Girl: I love you, too. But what is it?
Boy: I'm bisexual.
Girl: WHAT?
Boy: I love you! Only you. But I have gone out with guys in the past, and I want you to know that. I don't want us to keep secrets.
Girl: I'm breaking up with you.
The next day, the boy hung himself. In his hand was a box with an engagement ring inside.
Repost if you think this is wrong.

milkware

How to lose your voice
Say "amongus" slowly
Say "sus" slowly
Say "red" slowly
Say "cool" slowly NOW HOLD YOUR BREATH UNTIL YOU POST THIS ON ANOTHER ITEM THEN CHECK YOUR VOICE

sorry typo