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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 219.9 hrs on record (166.4 hrs at review time)
Posted: 4 Nov, 2019 @ 9:19am

The best game to ever grace us.
It is so autistically good that i think i have a dependency on it now.
10/10. Perfect soundtrack, great game, though the learning curve may be a turn-off.
Here's a story of my character, DenChen on his burglary run to The Swamp.
>Go to shop.
>Great selection of items to "borrow" and never return.
>Caravan goes in.
>Shop closes.
>Caravan doesn't leave because they need to shop but they can't since the store's closed.
>First night as a cucked thief.
>Decide to wait until the next night to try again.
>NeverSurrender.brit
>Second night
>No cucking caravan nearby.
>YES
>Pick the lock on the door.
>Hard, but manage.
>YES YES
>Shopkeep is asleep.
>YES YES YES
>...
>Now watch out since it's real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours here.
>A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WANDERING ASSASSIN GOES IN AND WAKES THE SHOPKEEP.
>I rage. Leave and mine copper until i can become a member of the shinobi thieves. While also recruiting Ruka.
>10/10, would be cucked by NPCs again.
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