Recent reviews by MR DELUXE JOHN BYZANTINE

Poly, get the boulder.

i really wanna play this game but it wont let me, pls send help lol

Whomever was high enough / talented enough to imagine this game, story, backdrop, is a genius. Taking Pinocchio and creating this world, the characters, everything about it is fascinating. Love this game. Doesn't need to be exactly like or copying souls / elden ring. 11/10 solid lies of pingus

11/10 amazing holy johnson and ferguson best bethesda game and launch by far

we have a city to burn

game used to be good until crossplay and controller players. now its filled with kids with no game sense melting everyone with aim assist, and respawn turning there backs on PC M&K players. 70%+ controllers with aim assist. boring, no fun, no skill.

So...


This game is on steam now.



Which is a good thing.



more dunkey

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Let's all say hi to Max.

Hi Max.

Run around for 20 minutes to die to a camper Simulator 2019

Games awful

EDIT: The more I play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass game the more it makes me mad. TL;DR

Game is a overhyped overrated FPS glitchy shooter that markets content there going to add six months in advance to rush in sales. Its inconsistent, glitchy, laggy and barely optimized and its honestly disgusting how people advertise this RNG loot system as "competitive". Just because idiots like shroud and summit quit playing a game that actually functions to play this doesnt make it the ultimate shooter. Baffles me how over 2,000,000 play the game and deal with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this broken game provides.


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No idea why this game is so popular. I have played plenty of this game to know and review it. First, game is glitchy. Its better now I will say, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is it glitchy. Lots of lag for stupid ♥♥♥♥ like FPP mode and Euro players on NA servers. Game itself doesnt feel natural, lots of wanky movements make it feel extremely heavy to play. LOTS of campers. People just sitting around cause they've never won and what bugs me the most is the developers. They USED to be good, but now that they're making money, they seem to slack off and seem lazy. Literally, they said there would be no crates system or any microtransaction ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the game, and what do they do?

Add crates.

THEN after this, they announce that there "slowing" the update cycle down. Fun, now they're basically like every other EA developer on steam. This game has already been pushed back, yet there STILL having an "invitational" for this RNG buggy ass broken game. It blows my mind how this game will jump 40k-50k players in a couple days for its peak and how many tolerate the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that happens in PUBG. I guarentee that if THIS many people didnt buy the game, that'd the developers would be farther along with the games development. For ♥♥♥♥♥ sake, just fix and finish you're buggy broken ass game already instead of showing us ♥♥♥♥ like vaulting PART TWO and the maps and weather modes we will be getting in 3-6 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ months. ♥♥♥♥ this is the most frustrating kind of games and developers. Finish UP. QUIT marketing for SALES PURPOSES.


And if you think I am "mad" because I never won, I have won over 20 times in multiple different modes, so don't even try and defend this game to which you yourself know that the state its in is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ never ending soon. Its broken, fix it.

One of my favorite games to play. Lots of grinding but the gameplay is solid, game has a great community, great graphics and a ♥♥♥♥ load of content. Once you get past the initial 10 hours of figuring out how everything works; you'll be able to set goals for yourself and be a badass in no time.