Omnissiah, which art in this machine,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy capacitors fill.
Thy logic be true in this function,
As it is in others.
I give thee this day thine daily maintenance.
Forgive us our illogical or recursive arguments,
As we forgive poorly written error messages.
And lead us not into disrepair,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the processor,
The power, and the microchip,
For ever and ever.
Amen.