to any of my friends who see this review, i am absolutely CRACKED. i will pack you up and ship you to another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ universe within seconds, slam you to the floor and laugh at you while you cry. get the game and play with me so i can undeniably embarrass you in front of every living organism watching. i will not show you mercy because we're friends, i will make sure every bone in your virtual body is turned to dust. heck you dont even need to buy the game, i'll start up a remote play together session just to beat you into oblivion. i will cause pain and suffering to you.

to any of my friends who see this review, i am absolutely CRACKED. i will pack you up and ship you to another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ universe within seconds, slam you to the floor and laugh at you while you cry. get the game and play with me so i can undeniably embarrass you in front of every living organism watching. i will not show you mercy because we're friends, i will make sure every bone in your virtual body is turned to dust. heck you dont even need to buy the game, i'll start up a remote play together session just to beat you into oblivion. i will cause pain and suffering to you.