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ㅤ* A neutron walks into a pub. "I'd like a beer", he says. The landlord promptly serves him a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the landlord, "No charge."
ㅤ* The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
ㅤ* Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
🎁 * 💎 * 🌂 * 🐊 * 🐳 * 🌸 * 📀 * 🎍 * 🍧 * 📗 * 🌽 * 🏀 * 👔 * 🎈 * ⚡ * 🎄
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!