👀 👀 What's up sluts! 👩‍🎤👩‍🎤 Did you hear? 👸 Her Majesty Elizabeth 👸 has shuffled off this 🫦👅sexy coil 👅🫦. We're 👁️ seeing 👁️ her off with one last 👑 royal 👑 🪛 💦 😛screw 🪛 💦 😛 at 💂👉🫶 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💂👉👌Palace so put on your best 🍆 💦 pearl necklace 💦 🍆 and get over here for a 👸 queen-sized 👸 😜🫦 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 😜 and 👅🍌 suck 🫦🍆. Send this to all your favorite 👸💂 who you want to 🍆 🫶 unite kingdoms 🍌😛 with. If you get 3️⃣ back you're a 🍆 💍 Prince Albert 💍 🍆. If you get 7️⃣ back you're a 🍑 🍑 BBC BBL 🍑 🍑. But if you get 🔟 back 🕰️ Big Ben 🕰️ 👅🫦 bongs 🍆 🍑 you silly. If you don't send this to at least 🔟 randy 👩‍🎤 birds 👩‍🎤 the Daily Mail will call you a 😫 right ♥♥♥♥ 😫

Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.

This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there i'm gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

donnt ever go into m\ minecraft bas again u ♥♥♥♥

2016 goals:
- pass 8th grade 🎮🎭
- do sex 😛😛😛
- smoke wheat 😈😇
- partayyyyyyy 🍺🍻🔫

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