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Posted: 6 Dec, 2017 @ 11:03pm

Gomenasai, my name is William-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!
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5 Comments
Harry Pyotr 7 Dec, 2017 @ 7:53pm 
I wish you luck on your journey.
Shatter 7 Dec, 2017 @ 3:18pm 
Guy's trolling obviously lol, well played!
TeaTime 7 Dec, 2017 @ 2:49pm 
Goodluck!
eltdrgntmr 7 Dec, 2017 @ 11:16am 
*Konichiwa
Medusahead 7 Dec, 2017 @ 5:25am 
What did I just read