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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1,430.7 hrs on record (859.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 11 Aug, 2021 @ 12:59am
Updated: 5 Aug, 2023 @ 7:17am

Spawned in as a class-d and immediately got earraped by 4 different songs and people screaming dboy dboy dboy. As I run outside of the class d cells I find a scientist who is running and closing the doors on me. I find candy room and see multiple dead bodies all dead by some scientist who ate pink candy. After all of that and on top of all that trauma, out of nowhere facility guards storm light containment and KOS every single class-d that stand in their way screaming "DROP YOUR WEAPONS" while all we have is a purple candy and a coin in our inventory. One warm hearted facility guard with no mic cuffs me and takes me down to heavy containment. MTF spawns and you can hear all the screaming in the radio from all the radios on the dead floor left from the dead facility guards. When me and the other facility guard finally find a checkpoint in this maze of a map, we hear the sound of a burping 9 year old MTF captain screaming into his broken helicopter of a mic swearing and telling the scps to ♥♥♥♥ themselves because he died to scp 173, and as I hear this 8 year old earraping the whole facility while you can hear his whole family in the background and probably some TV show, I realize that I am in good hands. I then 3 minutes later get shot on sight by some 11 year old who likes to be toxic while I was being cuffed and escorted by 3 MTF to gate B. After realizing that I spent all of my time on nothing and that I would get shot KOS either way, I respawn as chaos just to be grenaded at gate A elevator by some guy who has been sitting there all game. 10/10 game, amazing experience. Also don't forget the earraping and constant mic spam with random songs over radio/intercom or spectator chat.
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julien 27 Sep, 2024 @ 3:22am 
:skull: :steambored:
栄光 22 Aug, 2023 @ 3:01pm 
Ducky shur u
ноэлтлалка 12 Aug, 2023 @ 1:34pm 
This review describes my experience while playing this game (I have 3000 hours and I've been playing since 2019)
Agent Cheetah 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45am 
How can i trust this review if you've barely played the game.