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ser aesop 11 giu 2022, ore 21:21

gapex legend

Superscooter 21 mar 2022, ore 15:13

fruit gummy but with nj accent now give me prize

funny little royce 8 lug 2021, ore 16:49

balls? and possibly... ♥♥♥♥?

APT. 1 apr 2021, ore 19:58

What if I'm already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go ♥♥♥♥ myself". I may be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself already. I may as well not be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself already. Until my ♥♥♥♥ and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my ♥♥♥♥ enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless.

APT. 23 gen 2021, ore 15:07

bananas are actually a very difficult fruit. Have you ever succeeded in peeling a banana WITHOUT banana spreading everywhere like the semen of an extremely fertile horse? The Banana requires a MINIMUM and I mean absolute MINIMUM of 135 iQ to peel, and even then I mean to peel with more than 50% of consumable fruit remaining. By saying that bananas ara a good food, you're being ELITIST. See lets look at it another way. An IQ of 70 is two standard deviations below acerage intelligence. I'm going to flip the table here and say that its actually two standard deviations ABOVE the mean that is required for the banana to be solved. Some people say you have to peel the banana from the bottom. But have you EVER opened a bottle of coke from the bottom? Is the capital of New Zealand AUCKLAND? I think you should really think before you open your mouth next time.

APT. 22 gen 2021, ore 17:39

PowitikZ has a deepwy ingwained desiwe to have sexuaw intewcouwse with the mainstweam wappew Dwake but he dismisses this by insuwting his pwowess as a wappew saying he is not a weaw hip hop awtist.

J A M Z 22 gen 2021, ore 10:21

ARRGGHNK i shoulda kown the whole tiiiime KC stood for
[K]ice
[C]offyy

ser aesop 31 dic 2020, ore 3:47

Don't👏 pretend👏 to 👏be 👏entitled👏 to👏 financial👏 compensation👏 if 👏you 👏or👏 a👏 loved 👏one 👏hasn't👏 even 👏been 👏diagnosed👏 with 👏mesothelioma

APT. 29 dic 2020, ore 22:16

If I were to be reincarnated, I'd like to come back as an ant, so that me and the boys can worship our one and only queen, Pokimane. I cannot even begin to fathom the feeling of being looked down by my one and only queen, Pokimane. The thought of viewing my goddess from a new angle that would let me contemplate her lustrous derriere makes my libido accentuate to a level that is not even conceivable by current means of science. Even better, if I come close enough to her holy figure, the queen Pokimane herself might step on me with her soft gamer girl feet and crush my mere arthropod body, which would stain my queen's feet with my filthy insect blood. The mere thought of that happening makes my inferior mind go into a phase of pure euphoria.

ser aesop 23 dic 2020, ore 1:55

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ emu ♥

J A M Z 22 dic 2020, ore 14:49

how came i here

Scrounch 10 ago 2020, ore 12:49

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funny little royce 8 mag 2020, ore 18:43

:)........... smellie