gapex legend

fruit gummy but with nj accent now give me prize

balls? and possibly... ♥♥♥♥?

What if I'm already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go ♥♥♥♥ myself". I may be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself already. I may as well not be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself already. Until my ♥♥♥♥ and its position relative to my ass is observed, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it - thus, it stays in superposition. The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my ♥♥♥♥ enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless.

bananas are actually a very difficult fruit. Have you ever succeeded in peeling a banana WITHOUT banana spreading everywhere like the semen of an extremely fertile horse? The Banana requires a MINIMUM and I mean absolute MINIMUM of 135 iQ to peel, and even then I mean to peel with more than 50% of consumable fruit remaining. By saying that bananas ara a good food, you're being ELITIST. See lets look at it another way. An IQ of 70 is two standard deviations below acerage intelligence. I'm going to flip the table here and say that its actually two standard deviations ABOVE the mean that is required for the banana to be solved. Some people say you have to peel the banana from the bottom. But have you EVER opened a bottle of coke from the bottom? Is the capital of New Zealand AUCKLAND? I think you should really think before you open your mouth next time.

PowitikZ has a deepwy ingwained desiwe to have sexuaw intewcouwse with the mainstweam wappew Dwake but he dismisses this by insuwting his pwowess as a wappew saying he is not a weaw hip hop awtist.