Recent reviews by Methamfetamine Moffel

Fa ri do la si ma net.

Do ni pwana voo ri net.

Pi na so mi ma ni se.

Da na fun su low ba!

This game is full of bugs :'(

yes

I am here wondering what is wrong with you? why do you keep trading with
this individual. Baro spray paints a viper and throws in a few primed mods on
occasion. Allright that's cool. Yeah he tries to scam people with mod packs, but
even somewhat more reputable fellows know that the real problem isn't the
merchandise it's the process of buying it.

You see a normal Trader offers you goods in exchange for currency or the other
way around because money is only as useful as the things you can buy with it.
This currency is usually something widely accepted such as credits or
platinum. Less advanced tribal societies use raw materials for trade. Angry
floating AI trapezoids can make you do work as a form of compensation.
This seems reasonable somewhat as long as you don't mind the screaming.
But then there's Baro. He wants regular money for his wares allright, but he also
wants another exotic form of currency called Ducats.
That would usually seem quite sketchy on its own: Why pay in
two different currencies? Like hey your lunch costs $12 and €5.
What? But then you learn this is because you can't convert the price to Credits alone as Ducats have no exchange value. Why? Precisely, nobody uses them but Baro. Why? He made them up.
It's literally Monopoly money with no value outside of his own little market stall.

Okay so that's real weird
You need to earn those ducats from him directly, before you can give them back to him,
in addition to regular money in exchange for some void Wares.
Why is it like that? It's so that you don't catch wind of what he's up to.
it's scientifically proven the average tenno cannot connect more than two dots, and now with Ducats we get three dots. I know it's difficult but I need you to focus real hard right now.
How do you earn Ducats?
I'll answer:
You earn ducats by donating Prime parts to Baro.
Now, since you trade the Ducats back to him anyways, let's just ignore that dot so the scheme gets simpler and what are we left with?
Oh? Oh! Yeah! Wow!
What? Seriously? Come on. Every time the Grineer or the Corpus get remotely close
to Excavating some minor Orokin Relic like a golden toilet seat or something,
the Tenno immediately call to arms and brutally murder them so that the Orokin technology does not fall into the wrong hands. And here you are, happily giving this ''Trader'' Orokin weaponry.
Entire set of Warframe parts and floating golden vacuums, how does nobody have a problem with this?
I don't know what's Baro's end game, but I really think that the amount of Orokin tech he's holding in
secret, it can't be anything good.

I just want the badge... It is a great game tho