Cardio exercise? Me? Ha! I drink coffee and energy drinks everyday, baby! My heart beats so fast and that is all the cardio I need. Rocket jumps, side lunges, jumping jacks, butt kicks, and jump squats... What a bunch of dorks! I laugh while I pound my third Red Bull for the day, knowing that I am superior. While they waste their time "touching grass" and doing "cardio," I utilize my time raiding with my guild in World of Warcraft. Talk about pathetic! Now excuse me, I have some important business to attend to. \*boots up League of Legends\*

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower,

I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

-rep lies a ton (aka did not win the great n u war)

I won the Great No U war 2021