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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.5 hrs on record
Posted: 6 May, 2017 @ 3:48pm
Updated: 6 May, 2017 @ 4:02pm

Early Access Review
Great game if you enjoy paying $20 to run and jump. Yes it is early access but functionality should be reflected in price. There is nothing to do in this barely-a-tech-demo. I wouldn't call it a game.

I *think* I attacked a player and killed them but cannot be sure because there was no blood or feedback of any kind to indicate that is what happened.

I couldn't even eat. Just run around and starve to death.

No manual or game instructions to speak of. Just hit keys until you hear sounds I guess. Not sure what they are even doing.

No remap of keys.

Default graphic settings are set to max. If you have a low-end system you will probably get one frame per minute while trying to adjust the settings. Good luck with that!

I didn't even see any giant floating DNA in the game to eat (as shown in the logo). False advertisement!

No wonder the dinosaurs were extinct. If this game doesn't improve hopefully it will go extinct as well.

My current choices are get a refund or wait five years for something to happen in this game to make it playable. I think I will go with refund.

I don't know about you but I am tired of seeing crap like this on Steam. This belongs on kickstarter or gofundme. I guess if you want to use steam to fund the development of a game this early then you will just have to deal with bad reviews like this one.

If you think a game at this stage of development will get good reviews you're high.
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