Recent reviews by big T0NE

Never did play the old dungeon crawlers,
no Kings Field, no Diablo.
Yet somehow I'm nostalgic,
Makes me feel like its 2003 again.

It's 2002, You're up late huddled around the 12" tube TV in your PJ's.
RE:2 is spinning away in the PlayStation. Life is great!
Signalis brings back moments like that even 20 years later. Damn has it really been 20 years?

Anyways, great game.

2 perscriptions worth of Adderall and 16 RedBull later. My neck hurts.

Great game, has a few bugs and feels short but otherwise it's everything you think it should be.

Orange tabby and smol robit VS. the worlds safest city.
Exploring, solving puzzles and running for their life.
Rich world build makes exploring the neon lit, trash ridden slums exciting and interesting.
The puzzles can seem simple at times but don't pad playtime or take away from the experience.
Dangerous encounters are tense and require quick thinking but again don't hold you back.

If you enjoy story and worldbuilding in a chill and stylized package this is a great game.
Otherwise maybe wait for a sale.

GIVE ME BACK MY INVASIONS FROM

Big GAME, big HYPE, big LET-DOWN.

This game man, wow, absolute work of art. really nice when you stand back and admire it.
Not so much when you get into the meat of it.

The PC port is Garbage and we shouldn't let From get away with that anymore
EAC is a joke and creates more problems then the one it "solved"

The PvE balance is kind of a joke
The PvP balance is even more of a joke

Well Its been some time now, things have only gotten worse...
I'm moving on to greener pastures...

Want to play one of the funnest games of 2022 but only have 3 Dollars to your name?
Well today is your lucky day you broke fool 'cause Vampire Survivors is that game!
Satisfying and intuitive game-play loop? CHECK!
Soundtrack that is an absolute bop? CHECK!
Unique yet nostalgic art? CHECK!
Floor chicken? CHECK!
Dancing in your chair every time you open a chest? CHECK!
Waiting eagerly for new content? You bet I am!

Who am I?
What am I?
Where am I?

A beautiful game about the struggles of a broken man, well maybe broken?
Exploration, interaction and dumb luck carry you through the murder case of a lifetime.
All the while heckled by your own inner machinations.

Find an answer for yourself.

A game with fast travel but you'll never use it.

Are you a sad, dejected gamer boy or girl?
Constantly searching for that next hit of dopamine?
Well this is the game for you!

Easy to learn hard to master game play complete with enough flashy lights to make the pleasure centers of your brain short circuit.
Immensely satisfying yet simple controls allowing for many different ways to dose yourself with the happy.
Did I mention it's practically free?