Tiến trình thành tựu POSTAL 2 của bieg brather

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg03, 2019 @ 12:50am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg03, 2019 @ 11:43pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg03, 2019 @ 12:52am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg06, 2022 @ 12:49am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg03, 2019 @ 1:02am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg03, 2019 @ 4:37am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg03, 2019 @ 5:47am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04 @ 1:14am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04 @ 10:03pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg04 @ 6:04pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg03, 2019 @ 11:42pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg05, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04 @ 12:44am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg06, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg06, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg11, 2022 @ 12:17am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg03, 2019 @ 5:04am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg10, 2020 @ 6:08pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg06, 2022 @ 12:24am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg11, 2022 @ 11:56pm

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg06, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg11, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg05, 2023 @ 8:55pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Mở khóa vào 12 Thg10, 2020 @ 5:58pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg03, 2019 @ 6:57pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg11, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg04 @ 6:29pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg06, 2021 @ 8:56pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg04 @ 10:05pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg03, 2019 @ 12:12am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg03, 2019 @ 4:39am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg06, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg03, 2019 @ 4:18am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Mở khóa vào 23 Thg03, 2019 @ 7:06pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg03, 2019 @ 12:16am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg03, 2019 @ 4:42am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg06, 2021 @ 9:53pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg06, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg11, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg03, 2019 @ 4:16am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg05, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Mở khóa vào 20 Thg03, 2019 @ 5:50am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Mở khóa vào 3 Thg05, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg11, 2022 @ 9:38pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Mở khóa vào 16 Thg11, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Mở khóa vào 17 Thg11, 2022 @ 10:24pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Mở khóa vào 21 Thg06, 2022 @ 12:24am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Mở khóa vào 7 Thg06, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

6 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8 / 20

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

11 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

735 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

5 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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