Progresul realizărilor lui bieg brather pentru POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Obținută la 17 mart. 2019 la 0:50

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2019 la 23:43

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Obținută la 17 mart. 2019 la 0:52

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Obținută la 21 iun. 2022 la 0:49

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Obținută la 17 mart. 2019 la 1:02

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2019 la 4:37

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2019 la 5:47

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Obținută la 20 apr. la 1:14

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Obținută la 20 apr. la 22:03

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Obținută la 21 apr. la 18:04

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2019 la 23:42

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Obținută la 3 mai 2023 la 20:37

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Obținută la 20 apr. la 0:44

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Obținută la 7 iun. 2021 la 22:08

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Obținută la 7 iun. 2021 la 22:07

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Obținută la 17 nov. 2022 la 0:17

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2019 la 5:04

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Obținută la 12 oct. 2020 la 18:08

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Obținută la 21 iun. 2022 la 0:24

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Obținută la 16 nov. 2022 la 23:56

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Obținută la 7 iun. 2021 la 20:22

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Obținută la 17 nov. 2022 la 21:36

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Obținută la 3 mai 2023 la 20:55

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Obținută la 12 oct. 2020 la 17:58

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2019 la 18:57

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Obținută la 16 nov. 2022 la 23:59

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Obținută la 21 apr. la 18:29

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Obținută la 7 iun. 2021 la 20:56

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Obținută la 20 apr. la 22:05

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Obținută la 17 mart. 2019 la 0:12

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2019 la 4:39

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Obținută la 7 iun. 2021 la 22:19

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Obținută la 16 mart. 2019 la 4:18

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Obținută la 23 mart. 2019 la 19:06

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Obținută la 17 mart. 2019 la 0:16

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2019 la 4:42

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Obținută la 7 iun. 2021 la 21:53

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Obținută la 7 iun. 2021 la 20:56

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Obținută la 17 nov. 2022 la 21:07

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2019 la 4:16

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Obținută la 3 mai 2023 la 21:08

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Obținută la 20 mart. 2019 la 5:50

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Obținută la 3 mai 2023 la 21:31

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Obținută la 17 nov. 2022 la 21:38

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Obținută la 16 nov. 2022 la 23:48

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Obținută la 17 nov. 2022 la 22:24

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Obținută la 21 iun. 2022 la 0:24

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Obținută la 7 iun. 2021 la 20:35

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

0 / 30

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

6 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

8 / 20

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

11 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

735 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

5 / 30