Benson
Ben Craig
 
 
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.

The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Turkey can never beat cow.

Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.

Ron Swanson
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Munjab 2022 年 4 月 23 日 下午 3:14 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Faultech 2018 年 3 月 28 日 下午 2:08 
That hurt
Benson 2018 年 3 月 28 日 下午 2:08 
Hey Wombat
Faultech 2018 年 3 月 28 日 下午 2:07 
Hey Ron
Faultech 2018 年 3 月 28 日 上午 11:49 
Die off ♥♥♥♥