Benson
Ben Craig
 
 
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait…wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?

There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that’s lying about being milk.

The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

Turkey can never beat cow.

Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.

Ron Swanson
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Munjab 23. apr. 2022 kl. 15.14 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Faultech 28. mars 2018 kl. 14.08 
That hurt
Benson 28. mars 2018 kl. 14.08 
Hey Wombat
Faultech 28. mars 2018 kl. 14.07 
Hey Ron
Faultech 28. mars 2018 kl. 11.49 
Die off ♥♥♥♥