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Jamzy 2 Nov, 2023 @ 6:17am 
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Jamzy 22 Apr, 2023 @ 6:55am 
ok guyz I from somalia i selled my wife for internet connection for play csgo before I get high ping becous cheap internet very slow now I buy expensive internet( low ping) I'm very happy but in today morning when I was playing csgo my mother in law cames and ask me "where my daughter" I tell her that i selled her(my wife) five day ago. now she(my mother in law) mad at me for sell my wife(her daughter) so I feel bad she also tell me to buy her(mywife) back but the guy asking for double money.

I am not buying her for double prize. So AITA?
Jamzy 27 May, 2022 @ 1:24pm 
If I were in a mass shooter scenario I would 100% be able to get behind him and r*pe him. I am highly trained in stealth walking from a young age, even went as far to study with the native American Tahopiki tribe and their art of "wind feet" or moving without making a sound, in a supermarket setting he would be too distracted by the bright colors of the products and sound of screaming and gunfire to even hear me approaching... like a mouse walking on cotton... I would immediately put him into a chokehold, probably then move into a suplex use a box cutter to immediately rip a whole through his pants/underwear & give me immediate access to the taint area, then I would just go ham... I am on 600mg depo test a week my elections are absolutely monstrous, the humiliation would be eternal and he would probably have no choice but to turn the gun on himself at that point.
Jamzy 10 Apr, 2021 @ 8:44am 
🗣⚰️ RIP Prince Philip Duke of HEADinburgh 🍆💦👅 SUCKINGham Palace will never be the same 🏠🏠 At age 18 🐶 our Horndog Prince 👑 slid into Princess Elizabeth’s DMs 💌 when she was 13 😲😲😲 This BIG ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PRINCE 🍆👑 helped invent the sport of equestrian carriage driving 🐎🐴🐎 Can u believe this 🐷🐷 MASSIVE HOGGED 🐽🐽 sex machine 👑🤖 was the first member of the royal family 👨‍👩‍👦 to fly in a helicopter!!!! 🚁🚁🚁 🚨 🚨SIMP ALERT 🚨🚨our ANACONDA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PRINCE 🐍🐍 knelt before Queen Elizabeth and swore to be her “liege man of life and limb” 🤮🤢🤮 SEND THIS to 10 of the SLUTTIEST 👅 members of ur ROYAL FAM 👑👨‍👩‍👦 within 1 hour!!! ⏰⏰⏰ get 5 back you’ll be crowned 👑👑 the Earl of WeSEX 💋💋💋Get all 10 back and ur the Duchess of CORNHOLE 💦🌽🌽
Jamzy 10 Apr, 2021 @ 8:39am 
You don't know me, but I highly advise you read this thoroughly and in its entirety. You are to cease any and all communication with my mom, effective immediately. You are not to contact them for any reason whatsoever. You are not to answer their calls, texts, etc. Is that understood?

It is not in your best interest to ignore me. I have a very bad temper and you do not want to see it get away from me. You will send me some sort of confirmation that you are receiving my messages and that you will comply fully.

I have a Tor browser, plenty of disposable income, and all the free time in the world, kiddo. Do not test me, it is remarkably easy to make someone disappear. This is your last chance to respond before you end up in a red room.

Never let it be said that I am not fair. You had your chance, kiddo, but you've chosen to ignore all of my generous warnings, and you'll soon learn the lengths I'm willing to go for my mom.

Expect company, f*ckboy.
Jamzy 8 Feb, 2021 @ 12:07pm 
k so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussi slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic little boipussi twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussi with his massive thicc German ♥♥♥♥ and then he goes all in. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He ♥♥♥♥ deep into my sissy guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine arms until I fall asleep on his chest.