10 November 1775

I was born in a bomb crater,
My mother was an M16 and my father was the Devil.

Each moment that I live is an additional plight upon your life.

I eat concertina, piss napalm and I could shoot a round through a flea's ass at 300 meters.

I travel the Globe,
Festering on anti-Americans everywhere I go, for the love of mom, Chevrolet, baseball, and apple pie.

I'm a grunt.
I'm the dirty, nasty, stinky, sweaty, filthy, beautiful little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that's kept the wolf away from the door; for over 240 years.

I'm a United States Marine.

We look like soldiers, talk like sailors, slap the ♥♥♥♥ out of both of 'em.
We stole the eagle from the Air Force, the rope from the Army, and the anchor from the Navy

And on the seventh day, when God rested,
We overran his perimeter, and we've been running the show ever since.

Warrior by day, lover by night, drunkard by choice, Marine by God.

Semper Fidelis


Name : John 'Deuce' Dobson

Age : 29

Birthday : December, 31st

Gender : Male

Sexuality : Bi

Relationship : Do strippers count? Just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with y'all, I'm still single.

Occupation : Retired (I still pick up a job to kill some of my time and make a little extra.)

Additional Notes : Drinks enough coffee every day to piss of my pirmary care doctor. Swears, a lot, like a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ammount, as in '♥♥♥♥' is an acceptable replacement for commas, periods, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ exclamation marks, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everything. I mean, that ♥♥♥♥ just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ works, always, and I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love ♥♥♥♥ that works.


Likes : Mild weather, Rain, Videogames, Hard music (Most metal, hard rock, etc.), Guns, Fishing and Hunting, Boating, Swimming, Coffee, Full Metal Jacket (one of my all time favorite movies! "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?" , Whiskey, Budweiser, Welding, Furry Fandom (okay, maybe I took the 'devildog' moniker a little too literally.)

Dislikes : Antifa/BLM/Neo-Nazis/White supremacists, Mike's Hard Lemonade (a.k.a ♥♥♥♥♥ Beer), liberals, stolen valor

Hobbies : Art, Writing, Videogames, Shooting, Hunting, Woodworking


Gunnery Sargent, United States Marine Corps (Honorably Medically Retired*)

* Injuries sustained in combat. Double knee replacements, right hip replacement, 50% hearing loss in both ears, shrink says PTSD. (but they say that for %40 of everyone coming back from Iraq/A-stan)

Primary MOS:

0372 Critical Skills Operator

Secondary/Addtional/Previous MOS:

0326 Reconnaissance Marine, Parachute and Combatant Diver Qualified
(Achieved after first re-enlistment)

0331 Machinegunner (We all gotta start somwhere)

0317 Scout Sniper (Went to SSAC after two years with Force Reconnaissance)

Additional Notes : I graduated high school a year early at the age of 17, got my parents to sign the necessary paperwork and enlisted. Was planning on being a lifer, but after ten absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ glorius years of service, alongside some of the best men I have ever had the honor of calling my brothers, that was cut short in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Afhganistan, when I discovered I had a mild allergy to RPGs. Shrapnel tore apart my knees, and a piece completely shattered my right hip.

My callsign 'Deuce' came from my love for the Ma Deuce, I was often the gunner on the lead Humvee during my time as an 0331, and my love of the weapon was made more than obvious. The story and callsign had stuck even through my transition to Force Recon and MARSOC. And therefore, I shall forever be known as 'Deuce'. Though the nickname had its drawbacks, anytime I was withing earshot of someone who was headed off to the porta-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, they always, ALWAYS, yell that they were off to 'Drop a Deuce', that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, as annoying as it was to me, never got old with the guys. One day, back in 2013, a buddy made that remark, and headed off to take a ♥♥♥♥, everyone else, even myself were chuckling about it, we took contact while he was still in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and a round when through it. It missed him, but I don't think I ever heard him make the joke about my callsign again. Guess he thought it was a bad omen.


Brand : Lenovo (Pre-built)

Processor : AMD A6-5200 APU 2.00 GHz

Graphics : AMD Radeon HD Integrated Graphics

System Memory : 6 GB (5.46 GB useable)

Additional Notes : This whole rig is a complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ waste of $500. Never will I ever buy a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheap ass, pre-built rig ever again.


Coffee : Black Rifle Coffee Company, sometimes Invader Coffee to change it up a bit.

Rifle : Mauser 98

Sidearm : M1911A1

Shotgun : H&R Model 1908

TV Show : Don't watch a lot of TV. But, I'm rather fond of NCIS. I'm also really hyped for Marvel's The Punisher coming out on Netflix. Corecction, that is out on Netflix.

Favorite Movie : Full Metal Jacket

Book : Sackett - Louis L'Amour

Apparel Company Damn, this is a tough one. Guess it depends on what I'm looking for, my top three (in no particular order) OAF Nation, Grunt Style, and Vertx. (all veteran owned, great content at all of them!)

Favorite Comedian : Donny O'Malley

Favorite Comic : Terminal Lance by Maximillian Uriarte

Band : Metallica

Song : One - Metallica

Quote : "The society that separates it's warriors and scholars, shall be lead by cowards, and its war fought by fools." ~ I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember right now.


A word of warning, if you talk ♥♥♥♥ on my profile, I'll talk ♥♥♥♥ back. On the internet, everyone is fair game.