A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but intelligent looking!) feemale, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you?

It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the siege discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you require guidance, please @ me. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I don't just bow down to any feemale, like my peers...

So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2. A companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time.

I am a siege aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in any hours. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends ofc)

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

hi u are girl gamer, add me pls. like bobs and vagene

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linda this is derek I am writing you because I want to see the kids please linda please please I forgave you when you took my life-time supply of men's razors and animal crackers but I need to see lil timmy jr frostbite please get back to me this is derek btw