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If every male on Earth got a boner at the same tome, the earth’s rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males with an average dic height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dic weighs about 100 grams.

That’s a combined mass of 380,000,0 kg of dic.

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity’s same, let’s assume the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for the inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius2. The radius of Earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore, the radius of the approximated dic ring is 6,371 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters

I = 380,000,0006,371,000.82 = 1,54241022. The earth has a moment of inertia I = 8.04x1037 kg*m2. The earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 x 10-5 radians/second.

Using the Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth. L=Iomega = 8.04x1037 kgm2 * 7.2921159 x 10-5 = 5.862861033. 5.862861033 = 8

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