Thanks, old pal! I like games, I like stats - combined, that gives insane possibilities :D

Your Steam stats are insane Bashman. I bow to your superiority!

General Melchett: “Field Marshal Haig has formulated a brilliant new tactical plan to ensure final victory in the field.”

Blackadder: “Ah. Would this brilliant plan involve us climbing out of our trenches and walking very slowly towards the enemy?”

Captain Darling: “How could you possibly know that, Blackadder?! It’s classified information!”

Baldrick: Shall I do my war poem, sir?
Captain Blackadder: How hurt would you be if I gave the honest answer, which is, "No - I'd rather French-kiss a skunk?"

"Baldrick, believe me, eternity in the company of Beelzebub and all his hellish instruments of death will be a picnic compared to five minutes with me - and THIS pencil."

“Your brain is so minute Baldrick, that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn’t be enough to cover a small water biscuit.”