don't talk to her like that!!

bro can't even loop for 10 seconds. HAS 1k hours LOL rage quitter

does covid ♥♥♥♥ up your gag reflex, i'm eating sausages right now and they're just sliding down there whole like never before

fortnite

Go Imperial. Don’t get me wrong, I hate the thalmor. But by siding with ulfric you condemn yourself to a painful death the stormcloaks don’t have nearly enough power to hold Skyrim together, let alone govern it properly. And besides, the thalmor are going to war with the empire anyway, and if ulfric wasn’t so power-hungry he’d see that they’re on the same side. What good will defying the one thing that gives you support do? That’s not even mentioning the forsworn. The empire provides a stability that ulfric could never achieve. And if it wasn’t for his rebellion he’d probably be able to worship talos I’d he wanted, they didn’t enforce the law beforehand. And Skyrim’s government doesn’t see the benefits of making trade alliances with the Dunmer and Khajiit, and ulfric rule would make that ten times worse. He’s a selfish, deluded, power hungry individual who truly believes what he does is good. Go imperial.

Take your ass straight to General Tulius and plant your mouth right between his ass cheeks like you're good at, little one. Damn Imperial scum. Enjoy losing everything to the Thalmor. Imbecile. ;)

in the stripped club.
straight up "jorking it".
and by "it", haha, well.

𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘺. 𝘔𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘴

Of course not. Youre just a typical lard monster. You get more gratification from food than human interactions im sure. I can only imagine what sorts of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥ is on your computer that youre trying to keep hidden - the introverts are always the freaky ones if you catch my drift. I probs dont want it anyways since I imagine taking a blacklight to your keyboard would look like a jackson pollack painting granted that youve never had a girlfriend and honestly i cant see it happening anytime soon if you make a point of ostracizing people who try to open up to you.
Since we're not friends I went ahead and removed you as a friend on steam. If you cant tell im extremely disappointed in you and if you feel like apologizing and revoking what you said I'll consider apologizing for that last paragraph.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUUlT8qBeuE

When was the last time you SHidded on a persons chest, HUH?!

It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closet hoes 👭😈 that love that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦
👻👻👻BOO!! Sorry did I scare you??😂😂😂 it's October 🎃👻💀👽😈🌚 u kno what that means 😏😏SLUT-O-WEEN 😼 send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😂😝 if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ 👄👀 but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest 👻 slut on the block 🎃 👻👽🌚😈💗😩⚠️✂️🔮💯
👻👻👻 you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼️‼️😂 if u don't ❌❌ send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜

but u have to..be my girlfriend!! *snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/"man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coaster! C'mon, luck be a lady tonight!" *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so..*adjusts collar and looks firmly*..what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

Can you ask your uncle to stop calling me? I dropped your calculator off at your house and he asked for my number, said he wanted to make sure I got home safe. Now he calls me every night and calls me 'kitten'.

Well, nice job taking the time to write to me. You're just as bad as the rest o them. lol. Get a life. Keep trying. Ask mommy for a hug. Enjoy your gaming laptop. Nice job wasting your dead parents money. Time to put the keyboard away and go for a walk little one. :) <3

When girl buys a vibrator its just a bit of "naughty fun", but when a man buys a 240 Volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ♥♥♥♥♥, elasticised anus and a non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system he's called a pervert....

My sexy cat girl 😩

What percentage of your face can you cover with black paint before it's considered racist? Asking for a friend.

ggs, sorry about the dc's

Tanks

-rep Unable to be one of the boys

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

+rep awesome at building bridges plus bangs lots of milfs plus balls plus nuts

📁Local Disk (C:)
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⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁DBD
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

Smells of unpickled pickles

+REP Hawter

Ya Allah, Mohammed was here.

Milfs amirite

Very intriged and curious about Milfs,
She goes Wala Bang Bang when ever she sees a milf.
Thats the terror sound when she goes after a MILF,
SO BEWARE MILFS.

I WANT TO PLAY JAKE PARK AND I WANT TO PLAY HIM NOW

AUND NANCY WEELAH

Devors Ass like a Pro.

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She's not actually Polish guys