AnchovyRodent
AnchovyRodent   Mexico
 
 
Hoe! Hoe! Hoe! ITS THE SLUTTIEST TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN GURL! So merry THOTmas, Happy DOMukkah, and a festive KwOwOzaa! SHHH! Did u hear that? Somebodys up on the rooftop! ITS YO DADDY ROM, JOLLY OL ST. THICCOLAS and he says youve been XTRA naughty this year! So hes dropping down the chimney like its hot to bring u some THOTmas cheer! BUT ONLY IF YOU SEND THIS TO OF UR SLUTTIEST ELVES if u get 0 back ur an UGLY GRINCH if u get 5 back ur back on the naughty list again next year but if you get all back you a real THOTmas SNACK pack and a hot HUNKin pie!!!
AnchovyRodent 10 Feb @ 11:31pm 
body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, ♥♥♥♥♥ popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride
AnchovyRodent 10 Feb @ 11:31pm 
upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, ♥♥♥♥ throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing,
AnchovyRodent 10 Feb @ 11:31pm 
Thanks Lethano for gifting me toaster ball

public note for you:
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways,
GirlFailure 20 Jan @ 9:15am 
:steamhappy::steamhappy:
GirlFailure 20 Jan @ 9:15am 
hello sigma
And of course, Leth 7 Jan @ 2:39am 
actual psychopath. there is no evidence for this, but i feel like she may have stolen one of my kidneys.