this guy stole my steam account and sold it to Russian mercenaries pls help

Sam? You there? It's Die-Hardman. I hope your mission is going well. I have to ask you to make a special delivery for me. It's something a bit unusual this time. You see, there's this outpost 1 mile up the mountain to your southeast. You'll have to scale a sheer rock wall in the wind and rain to get there. And unfortunately, this route will take you right into BT territory, but I know you're more than capable of handling yourself. This delivery is critically important to our mission and I know you are the man for the job. Oh, the cargo?

Deez, Sam.

I need you to deliver deez nuts, Sam, as soon as you can.

All of America is counting on you.

https://steamproxy.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2125070708

https://steamproxy.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1145944099

https://steamproxy.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1436483928

Christmas morning once again
"D-daddy, my stomach REALLY hurts"
It's OK sweetie, it's time for your yearly release
undo the buttons one by one, can already hear little prts and brps rumbling from beneath the flap
slowly lower flap to reveal two tiny buttcheeks
"D-DADDY I CAN'T HOLD ON ANY LONGER!"
a loud BRAP erupts from your daughters anus, her face in agony BRAP!
you know what is about to happen, just like every year
closing your eyes and bracing for the impact you feel one with the Universe
liquid ♥♥♥♥ squirts out of the anus in a mighty torrent, sending sloppy brown chunks with it
BRAP PLORP FSH
one at your head like a bullet, knocking you out
awaken in the afternoon, your daughter looking at you
"thank you for letting me release daddy, now it is time for me to give you YOUR present"
she bends over in front of you, presenting her pristine vagina
five minutes in, you hear
"hehehe, I think my other hole is jealous daddy, fill it up too"
Christmas is the bestl time of the year