Happy birthday man. Hope you have a great 15th, and I know lifes been hard on you since your parents kicked you out after they caught you naked in the loungeroom smearing vinegar over your chest, but I thought a 1 year subscription to {LINK REMOVIDO}eurotwinks.com would help cheer you up.

Hope you have a 'golden gaytime' as they say, for your birthday.

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Bingo

Have you ever been playing bingo with the elderly just to be nice and give them some company, and then you, YOU, get the first bingo? Sheryl was ONE NUMBER AWAY, and you, YOU just STOLE it from her. Have you ever seen an angry 84 year old who's family hasn't visited since 2003 lose bingo to some punk ass teenager? Let me tell you, if you haven't, it's an adrenaline rush like no other. Do you run? No, that's disrespectful. Do you fight? How can you bring yourself? She's 6 times your age. The moment of indecision before you get ran over by a mobility scooter is just unmatched, orgasmic even.

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I like my women like my csgo skins. minimal wear

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