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Recent reviews by ♛ Cocomelon ♛

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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
16.5 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
putting lipstick on a pig is equivalent to ark ascended. I am only playing this because GTA 6 isn't out yet....
Posted 2 February.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. Like I do. Everyday. This game did not make me horny however, I am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game, on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because I have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. She kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. I have lots of sex. I am also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. All my girlfriends say I'm very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. One of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. I have sex with women, not men. I'm not gay. I am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i'm very cool and sexy. My penis is very big, all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. Every woman I've had sex with is very sexy and so am I. I have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Posted 2 February.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
11.0 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. I am also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. I am also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say I'm very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman I've had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.6 hrs on record
Start with Bismillah. End with Alhamudillah. Appreciate with Subhanallah. Hope with Insha'allah & life will be blessed by Allah.
Posted 22 November, 2022.
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10 people found this review helpful
23 people found this review funny
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0.1 hrs on record
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. I am also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Posted 6 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
110.7 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
i wanna be a cowboah
Posted 20 May, 2021.
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374 people found this review helpful
981 people found this review funny
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4.1 hrs on record
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Posted 16 May, 2021.
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17 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
57.1 hrs on record (31.2 hrs at review time)
* Ever wanted to punch woman in the face? This game is for you!

* Story mode is incredible, graphics are amazing.

* Online mode has 0 matchmaking, excluding how terrible the matchmaking will be in the first place.

* Although online is a complete fail it could be very fun to play against friends (just dont play with friends that have potato wifi)

* 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND. -WAIT FOR A SALE TO BUY IF POSSIBLE
Posted 6 September, 2020. Last edited 6 September, 2020.
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