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5 Personen fanden diese Rezension hilfreich
1 Person fand diese Rezension lustig
16.5 Std. insgesamt (7.7 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
Early-Access-Rezension
putting lipstick on a pig is equivalent to ark ascended. I am only playing this because GTA 6 isn't out yet....
Verfasst am 2. Februar.
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5 Personen fanden diese Rezension hilfreich
3 Personen fanden diese Rezension lustig
4.5 Std. insgesamt (3.0 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. Like I do. Everyday. This game did not make me horny however, I am not gay. I just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game, on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because I have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. She kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. I have lots of sex. I am also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. All my girlfriends say I'm very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. One of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. I have sex with women, not men. I'm not gay. I am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i'm very cool and sexy. My penis is very big, all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. Every woman I've had sex with is very sexy and so am I. I have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Verfasst am 2. Februar.
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Niemand hat diese Rezension als hilfreich bewertet
1 Person fand diese Rezension lustig
11.0 Std. insgesamt (3.8 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. I am also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Verfasst am 22. November 2022.
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1 Person fand diese Rezension hilfreich
5 Personen fanden diese Rezension lustig
0.8 Std. insgesamt
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. I am also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say I'm very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman I've had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Verfasst am 22. November 2022.
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Niemand hat diese Rezension als hilfreich bewertet
7.6 Std. insgesamt
Start with Bismillah. End with Alhamudillah. Appreciate with Subhanallah. Hope with Insha'allah & life will be blessed by Allah.
Verfasst am 22. November 2022.
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10 Personen fanden diese Rezension hilfreich
23 Personen fanden diese Rezension lustig
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0.1 Std. insgesamt
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. I am also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Verfasst am 6. Oktober 2021.
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1 Person fand diese Rezension hilfreich
110.7 Std. insgesamt (9.6 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
i wanna be a cowboah
Verfasst am 20. Mai 2021.
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374 Personen fanden diese Rezension hilfreich
981 Personen fanden diese Rezension lustig
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4.1 Std. insgesamt
As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Verfasst am 16. Mai 2021.
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17 Personen fanden diese Rezension hilfreich
9 Personen fanden diese Rezension lustig
57.1 Std. insgesamt (31.2 Std. zum Zeitpunkt der Rezension)
* Ever wanted to punch woman in the face? This game is for you!

* Story mode is incredible, graphics are amazing.

* Online mode has 0 matchmaking, excluding how terrible the matchmaking will be in the first place.

* Although online is a complete fail it could be very fun to play against friends (just dont play with friends that have potato wifi)

* 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND. -WAIT FOR A SALE TO BUY IF POSSIBLE
Verfasst am 6. September 2020. Zuletzt bearbeitet am 6. September 2020.
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