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8/10 Californian boy. will guide you with his FJ crusher around California. Visiting great monument such as ______. He also bring u to eat in local foods such as KFC, MCD, chipotle, and starbucks.

will give 10/10 if he not whip his ♥♥♥♥ out of nowhere and rub it around my butt as a tour goes.

What the vehk did you just vehking say about me, you little s'wit? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Bouyant Armigers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Sixth House, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Ashlander warfare and I’m the top Marksman in the entire Tribunal Temple. You are nothing to me but just another scrib. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Mundus, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the dreamsleeve? Think again, n'wah.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers, i'm omegalul. i'm sorry if this pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

++Rep amazing player and great trades. Ask about Miami-Dade