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Recent reviews by SQUIRTING_AND_MOANING_CLITTY

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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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0.7 hrs on record
Horrible game that plays like a unity tutorial. Dont be fooled by the astroturfed positive reviews, this is some kid's college game dev final project.
Posted 15 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
83.0 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
One of the absolute worst games I have ever played in my life. Its just bad. Tons of bugs (theres literally menu screen bugs-- thats a first for me), a million loading screens, repetitive/generic announcer, boring gameplay. It's completely unoptimized, I crash at every other loading screen, sometimes the game is extremely choppy. Not to mention the online mode is complete garbage-- why would you split the queue up by weight class? This was never going to be a game where there are millions of simultaneous players, so splitting online into 8 different queues makes it so that the queue times are astronomical. Its nonsensical. For any other weight class besides heavyweight, you might as well just step away for lunch because you're not going to get a match for literally 30 minutes.

You can be losing a fight and getting your s h i t pushed in for 5 rounds straight, but you're just a jab or two away from a random flash knockout so don't worry. Yes, one punch can change any fight in real life, but it's completely ridiculous in this game. Everyone online is using Muhammad Ali, Deontay Wilder, Canelo Alvarez or RJJ-- why even include all these other no name cans?

Tons of loading screens. It's just bad. Don't bother, if you're a fan of EA Fight Night, just play that every now and then because this is not the successor to the throne. Waste of money.
Posted 4 January, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
241.4 hrs on record (67.0 hrs at review time)
half finished physics demo that somehow gets worse with each new patch. hardflip animation looks like u just ♥♥♥♥ ur pants, no grabs, transition is full of glitches, grind animations all look horrible. but hey u can play as a teenage mutant ninja turtle guys so its all good!!
Posted 20 August, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
26.1 hrs on record
games f u c k i n g bad
Posted 29 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,548.0 hrs on record (1,453.7 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
games s h i t
Posted 29 September, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
38.1 hrs on record (34.2 hrs at review time)
jagex likes to gag on my ballsack
Posted 29 September, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.9 hrs on record
game is trash. games dead, world pvp sucks a s s . instanced pvp queues up to like 30 minutes. no thanks
Posted 29 September, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
17.4 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i like the game now you can have sex with people it owns
Posted 29 September, 2021. Last edited 11 March, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.0 hrs on record
pile of garbage, do not buy
Posted 29 September, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ irredeemable trash made for easily amused redditors
Posted 3 January, 2020.
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