herroo

not gay

What I like to do is start wiping sitting down. But for the final wipes, I'll put my index finger half a knuckle deep into my anus and then stand up to really clench all the ♥♥♥♥ into one central area, my finger creating mild sucktion on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I then stir this around a bit. When I pop the foul digit out, the toilet paper is coated in a fine cream that I would have otherwise missed. I'm convinced that this step is crucial to hygiene, and that this doo doo cream would have leaked into my boxers later from ass sweat. I'm proud to say that I have never had skid marks since applying this method. But, I'm gay.

Gay

gay

Gay (but still good)