Best vacation solution ever!

Are you tired of having to leave your room to visit new places? Then this is the perfect solution for you!
This is a really cool way of seeing the entirety of the world without having to pay for the travels!
And if you dislike people, new languages and having to adapt to different cultures. this is just for you.
Pros:
Cheap.
High quality.
Easy to use.
No people.
No hard decisions.
No parking fees.
No restrictions.
Infinite amount of choices.
Feel like a giant smashing earth.
You can spit on the entirety of Sweden.
You can fly like superman.
No traffic.
Cons:
You look like a complete moron whlie traveling.
It's impossible to cause havoc in the streets.

I see this as the optimal option for every single vacation. Wanna go skiing in the middle of summer? No problem. just find any mountain, and make sure there is something soft on the floor so you don't break your neck!
Are you tired of looking at the rain outside? No Problem! Just go anywhere that's not London or Denmark, and you should be good to go.
Do you need some time isolated from any type of population? No Problem!! It's easy to find an isolated island, or just go out into the middle of the ocean(you don't even need to know how to swim!).

To be honest this is one of the best things to have ever happened to the consumers side of the tourist industry.
Thanks for reading :)

Best vacation solution ever! Are you tired of having to leave your room to visit new places? Then this is the perfect solution for you! This is a really cool way of seeing the entirety of the world without having to pay for the travels! And if you dislike people, new languages and having to adapt to different cultures. this is just for you. Pros: Cheap. High quality. Easy to use. No people. No hard decisions. No parking fees. No restrictions. Infinite amount of choices. Feel like a giant smashing earth. You can spit on the entirety of Sweden. You can fly like superman. No traffic. Cons: You look like a complete moron whlie traveling. It's impossible to cause havoc in the streets. I see this as the optimal option for every single vacation. Wanna go skiing in the middle of summer? No problem. just find any mountain, and make sure there is something soft on the floor so you don't break your neck! Are you tired of looking at the rain outside? No Problem! Just go anywhere that's not London or Denmark, and you should be good to go. Do you need some time isolated from any type of population? No Problem!! It's easy to find an isolated island, or just go out into the middle of the ocean(you don't even need to know how to swim!). To be honest this is one of the best things to have ever happened to the consumers side of the tourist industry. Thanks for reading :)