Recent reviews by Xeknos

This game heals trauma while fishing as an adorable doggo or cat. Listen to the animal crossing OST while playing for the full effect.

LONELY ROLLING STAR bis

Play as dommy mommy. Slay ♥♥♥♥♥ mommy. Eat tendies before slay. Good.

It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Turok. Not remastered, not remade, just plain, regular Turok.

And it is awesome.

This game heals trauma.

It's simple, but this game evokes shades of Mega Man Soccer and Captain Tsubasa (helped by the many mods of the teams from those games) combining a light RPG system with a tight control scheme. It's fun. Like, a lot of fun.

There are various game modes. You can play a friendly match of any team against any team, select one of several tournament cups from around the world, or play what I think is the real draw: career mode, which as you take the role of a coach taking over a down-on-its-luck football club to try to turn things around in your very own Ted Lasso tale.

There is extensive mod/addon support, allowing you to bring in user created teams and tournaments, as well as create your own. And all of it is presented in excellent, retro-style pixel graphics.

Oh, and there's multiplayer, so you can either co-op a team, play against each other, or bring all your friend created teams into your own custom tournament to see who the best really is.

If you like soccer (sorry, futbol) and are tired of the same FIFA game year after year, pick this up.

I dunno what the ♥♥♥♥ this is, but it clearly isn't Rainbow Six anymore.

My favorite police brutality simulator.

Refunded. Sometimes it would start, sometimes it wouldn't. Sometimes I could play for a while, sometimes I'd crash to desktop. Not sure what's happening here, Ubisoft, but the quality of your products have taken a huge dive in recent years. This is disappointing because I was actually enjoying what little I was able to play.

Recommendations: Remove the online only functionality, dump forcing us to use the Ubisoft launcher. Add trading cards and steam achievements. Get rid of vulkan.

god, what an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥