Did you know that if you ask a cop for a snack, he, legally, has to give one to you?

"One thing about a pretty female is she always gonna snort."

colombus didn't happen we're all still living in europe

"The freedom of birds is an insult to me. I'd have them all in zoos."

"War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner."

a all of do if do fn do if du do if go if do go sprech

nothin' like pickles after a hard day of work.

Ah, you see, this is all just because of a sandwich!

“We rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster than we should that we go bankrupt by the age of thirty and have less to offer each time we start with someone new. But to feel nothing so as not to feel anything - what a waste!”

Pravda Vítězí

"if you don't all be nice to women and trans people then I'm gonna KILL Geralt" - CD Projekt Red
if everyone were all just nicer to women and trans people then CD Projekt Red would've not had to delay Cyberpunk 2077 and find a new Keanu.