If you message me Merry Christmas and we haven’t spoke otherwise in 4+ months I am not talking to you again. Please don’t? I know it’s the thought that counts but the thought makes me want to destroy you. Having to have 50+ small talk text conversations on a day I’m with people IRL makes me want to die. Messaging me randomly on holidays when we don’t talk otherwise makes me instantly find 30 fun creative ways to annihilate you in my head.

I have your order of horse dildos but they won't fit through the letterbox, please open the door

"are you still in my account?"

Gotta show off my gamer skills 😌

girl really bought another Favorite Game showcase just so she could put truck sim AND peaks on there

peakin